Thursday, January 8, 2009

Jobs I've Always Wanted

Silhouetted dancer in one of the old iPod commercials.
How cool would that be. My friends and I had always wanted to stage our own iPod dance off on the metro on our way home from school. I could only imagine the looks we would get.

Personal Shopper
So I might have awful style, but I can sure as hell picck out nice clothes for others to wear. Plus, if I got paid to do it and ritzy boutiques, my life would be complete.

Aucostic Guitar Player
I have played both the violin and viola, which have to be two of the boringest instruments ever. Okay, maybe electric versions of the two instruments are pretty cool. But with guitar you can sing, write cool songs about people and things you like ot hate.

Comedian
I guess I can be funny, and tell funny jokes. Maybe? I would just probably sit on stage and bitch about people and things that annoy me.

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