My New Favorite TV Shows

Superstars of Dance
I know it sounds lame. But the Argentinian judge is such a bitch, the South African judge is soo flamboyant it's disgusting, and the Chinese judge can barely speak english and wears the same thing all of the time. All the Irish do is Irish dancing, it gets boring after a while. A crazy south African dancer was having an orgasm on the stage, and well all the Indian dancing looks the same to me. Also, I don't understand the host Michael Flatley. He was raised in Chicago by Irish parents, but has an Irish accent?!!?! As the ignorant say, "this is america, speak american". j/k But I would still enjoy and explanation of his accent.

The Biggest Loser
I like this show because it makes me feel better about myself. At least I am not obese with 50% body fat. The show really makes me want to go for a run. Like after the show last night I wanted to run a marathon. But honestly I hope the people on the show are able to loose the wieght.

Parking Wars
This show follows the daily lives of the Philadelphia Parking Authority. I never knew all the shit the Parking Authority deals with. I kinda want to be on the show. Here is my plan, I am going to rent a car, drive down to Center City, double park, and wait to get on the show. I think it is so nice how they put your parking ticket in a nice little envelope. In the DMV they just throw the ticket on the car, and you pray to god the ticket does not fly off your windshield.

Drake and Josh
I know this show is catered toward a younger crowd, but I find the show hilariouis. Although nowhere close to reality, their antics are hilarious. Although I think the show is canceled, I enjoy the reruns.

Gladiators
This is the British version of American gladiators, and is on BBC. I kinda cannot take the gladiators seriously because they try to sound scary, but yet a proper little english voice comes out. I swear to god British people sound smart as hell, even if they are dumb as fuck. Like I bet if Amy or Russell Brand were to sit down and read out of my Chemistry book, they would sound so smart.