Why I Should not Watch TV

1. I watch the biggest loser so I can feel better about myself and the fact that I am not morbidly obese, and can't exercise.
2. I watch to catch a predator to hear what creepy old men write to little children. The people that get to read the conversations aloud make my day.
3. When I watch the True Life's about drug users and alcoholics I feel better about myself.
4.I watch MADE just to laugh at the kids with all of these supposed problems, that giving them makeovers will solve.
5.U secretly wish I could be like the kids on South Park and curse out all authority figures, friends, and family members around me.
6."Lock Up" late nights on MSNBC makes me feel better about my life because at least I am in college, not jail.
7. I enjoy watching Jeopardy because I feel smart when doing so, however; when the questions get hard I have to change to channel, or I will drive myself nuts.
8. I adore the trashy reality tv shows that VH 1 airs. They are so redic, however; I feel that we all secretly wish one day we could let go of our lives, stick our middle finger to the world, and do crazy shit for all too see (and get put up in a nice house, possible win 250,000 and quite possibly get your own reality show.
9. The "reality" shows on TLC including personal faves Jon & Kate plus 8, Little People Big World, and the Duggars. The only reason I watch the Duggars is to get in a good laugh. Nothing is more funny than conservative Christian wierdos who have more sex and make more babies that bunny rabits.
10.I have an unhealthy addiction to sponge bob squarepants. Iknow, I'm 19 and enjoy watching a show about a sponge who lives underwater. It is amazing, give it a try.