Zodiac Signs

Although I am not a full believer, your zodiac sign tells so much about you. So today I was in Urban Outfitters with one of my friends and we started to look through the piles of random books and came across a zodiac one. Although not 100% accurate, it was pretty dead on. Apparently Scorpios are A+ bitches. Who would have thought. And are also very punctual. I have been told I am very punctual and almost a lil OCD when it comes to being on time. Anyway after looking up or zodiac sign we decided to look up the zodiac of one of our friends. But we only knew his birthday month, but not his sign. So the first sign we look at sounded like the complete opposite of him. So we moved onto the next sign which was an almost perfect match. So the question remains, is our zodiac really true? or is it just a coincidence? Or maybe it is the work of the flying spaghetti monster. He sits up in heaven next to God, Buddah, and Vishnu, and melds together animals and random objects, names them, and assigns ones for different lunar months! Wow, I really need to stop procrastinating,coming up with random non sensible ideas, and get back to the hell that is school.

*Side note: Scorpios also complain alot.