Conversation with Dad

The 3Oh!3 song "Don't Trust Me" is playing in the background.

Song: Shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
Dad: What does do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hair mean?
Me: (in my head) they said hips
*Awkward Silence*
Dad: Is it one of those young people things.
Me: Ummm, I don't know, I don't think it is supposed to make any sense.

I have found a reason to live!!!

And his name is shopping penguin. When I grow up, I want to be exactly like him. Hopefully this is a boy penguin. I wonder how you tell the difference between a boy and girl penguin. Hmm I should prob google that.

Leave Michael Alone

The man can't just rest in peace...can he. SMH

Dear....

Dear Rednecks in the condo next door to us,

Barbecuing inside of your condo is a bad idea. The lighter fluid fumes you are creating will seep through the vents and into our house. Thus is why you are given a backyard. Please barbecue out there. If you need help, I will be more than willing to assist in the movement of your charcoal grill from inside your house (where it should not be located) to the backyard. Then you and your redneck buddies can barbecue as long as you desire.

Sincerely,
Your Loving Neighbor

bored...

Can't
Overdue
Unless
Really
Trying
Nothing
Excepting
Yodeling