Thursday, August 20, 2009

Dear....

Dear Rednecks in the condo next door to us,

Barbecuing inside of your condo is a bad idea. The lighter fluid fumes you are creating will seep through the vents and into our house. Thus is why you are given a backyard. Please barbecue out there. If you need help, I will be more than willing to assist in the movement of your charcoal grill from inside your house (where it should not be located) to the backyard. Then you and your redneck buddies can barbecue as long as you desire.

Sincerely,
Your Loving Neighbor

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